Fella 1
Hey, did you know that Eric Stoltz was originally supposed to be…
Fella 2
(interrupting)
Marty McFly. Everybody knows that, it’s not a special fact you’re telling me.
Fella 1
My father. I was going to say Eric Stoltz was originally supposed to fuck and impregnate my mother, who worked in craft services on the movie Back to the Future. Then he got fired, so now my dad is stupid old Crispin Glover.
Fella 2
Oh.
The End.