“Your News, Philadelphia” – DSM VI Review

Written by: Dave Metter
With: Jim Grammond
And: Jacquie Baker

SNL Fake Sketch(es) of the Week

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This week I wrote two!

While I am very aware this story might be fake, and just based on some old urban legend, I thought it could be used for Weekend Update character segment.

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This idea for the second sketch came from that time Sarah Silverman had drugs in her purse at the Emmys.

What’s My Drug

Have You Heard This? “A Mouse in the House” with Alison Zeidman

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This week’s guest Alison Zeidman has a mouse in her house, and she does not like it. Does that just mean that she hates dirty little mice running around her apartment, or could it have deeper meaning? Probably just the first thing.

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SNL Fake Sketch of the Week:

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About a year and a half ago I started a Twitter account where I tweeted half ironic, quarter serious, another quarter ironic sketch ideas based on the week’s celebrity host of Saturday Night Live. The timing of it was terrible, since there were only two episodes left in that season of SNL, but the novelty of it would have probably worn off quickly afterwards anyway.* Just today I thought “Aaron, why don’t you try to not be a dumb butthead, and actually try to create something sincere.” So, this is my new writing experiment thing. Each week, I will write a sketch targeted for Saturday Night Live for reals (a spec sketch, if you will). I’ll try to experiment with different styles, sometimes current events based, sometimes a parody, sometimes it will be based on that week’s host – I’ll try to act like I’m seriously writing something for the show. Because why the fuck not.

So here’s the first one: Chris Pratt’s Stunt Double

*To be honest, I just went back and read some of these, and I don’t think they’re half bad. The idea started as a dumb, ironic, “I’ll pretend to be tweeting as a moron who is actually suggesting these sketches to Saturday Night Live” thing, but I think some of the ideas have legs. I’m just a coward who’s afraid to stand behind his ideas. Until now!

 

Have You Heard This? “Take Me to Your Sausage” with Pete Kuempel

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This week Aaron is joined by comedian Pete Kuempel and the two buds start talking about fitness, get sidetracked by sausage, and then work their way back on the road to fitness. Just like the roller coaster of life.

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Have You Heard This?

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This week, Aaron is joined by Philly comedian Garrett Smith to talk about life’s problems great and small, their fears and insecurities, the deepest depths of their souls, and baby farts.

See Garrett co-host Movie Movie Live tonight at PhilaMOCA!

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Have You Heard This: Episode 6

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Oh snap, we’re back! Not gonna apologize for the break because we’re bringing it hard this week with comedian Eddie Finn. OK I do apologize for the break but you have to listen to the episode to get it. Then I talk with Eddie about drinking (alcohol, no just liquids.)

See the Debut of Eddie’s new show Test Pilot TONIGHT at Figment Theater (1219 Vine St. Studio C, Philadelphia).

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The Magnificent Seven, Part VII

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Have You Heard This? Episode 5:

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This week Aaron and Chip Chantry discuss the idea that money is good for nothing except turning people into assholes.

Listen to the podcast, and buy Chip’s comedy album Across From the Adonis on iTunes.

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